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KISS OFF Entertainment is the creative shingle of Sara Beth Edwards.  Writer / Director / Human.  Outsider stories light my fire 🔥 these are some things that came out of my head and my heart...

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A 13 minute SHORT FILM by SB Edwards

After losing her beloved grandmother, a young woman takes on all the little things that have been holding her back.                                             STARRING: Nikohl Boosheri (#TheBoldType #kadeena) and Charlie Carrick (#Reign #robertdudley)

 

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A PUNK ROMCOM

 
(IN PRE-PRODUCTION) --------- produced by Cera Ziegler
written & directed by SB Edwards
starring Andrew Dunbar

SYNOPSIS

Nick Colby, once a fearless and passionate activist, is now a shadow of his former self. Ever since the radical love of his life - Lizzie Reardon - went on a humanitarian mission to Nigeria and never bothered to talk to him again, leaving Nick’s heart and idealism in ruins. A fact he masks by championing the slacker lifestyle and perfecting an epic “Who gives a shit” attitude. It can’t hurt if you don’t care anyway.

Nick’s jaded antics and brutal sarcasm may be funny, but the misery behind his bravado is painfully transparent to his sister Althea and her boyfriend Seb - the only people still close to Nick. Nick’s long run of getting (himself) fired from tedious, dead-end jobs leads to employment in a sweatshop - raising fears about how much lower he’ll sink and what they can possibly do to restore him to the anarchist royalty he once was.

At the Avalon garment factory, Nick meets Reena - an uptight, young South Asian woman who takes an immediate dislike to his presence. Retaliating against Reena’s ongoing hostility ignites a spark of engagement that slowly rekindles Nick's blackened soul.

When Reena and Nick witness a murder disguised as a workplace accident, she begs him not to tell anyone what they’ve seen. They are both disposible in the eyes of their boss and the textile mafia. Forced together through this shared secret, Nick and Reena embark on an odyssey of investigation and survival, ultimately realizing they are not so incompatible after all.

Their feelings for each other grow in step with the threat of being assassinated - and then Lizzie shows up. Now Nick doesn’t know who or what he wants. His indecisiveness lays the groundwork for a series of misunderstandings and misadventures that crush the fragile new romance with Reena. And to make matters worse, Lizzie is going to blow their cover to serve her own sense of justice. 

 
 

LOOK BOOK

reena's style

 

NICK's style

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⚡️⚡️ PILOT LAUNCH WINNER (Comedy Script) 🌈 A boozy celebutante and a judgy beardster cut a path of destruction as private investigators. WEBSERIES SIZZLER ---- KATIE's a spoiled party girl 🎉🍸🍾 MATTHEW's a grumpy beardster.  They each have (very) different morning routines and both have no idea they'll soon be solving mysteries, ruining lives and secretly becoming a wicked duo - though neither would admit that. EVER! ⚡️⚡️ Created and Written by SB Edwards @sbedwardsbaby

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A DARK comedy series

 

SYNOPSIS

CANNONBALL follows twenty-four-year-old wild child Katie Ball into the strange new land of no cash, no stuff, and no status where she forms an unexpectedly strong bond with uptight insurance investigator Matthew Stiles.

It’s a series about reinvention. The idea that it’s never too late to become something more than you are and perhaps more than anyone thought possible. It whispers softly in your ear that with misfortune comes great opportunity and at the same time stomps it feet and shouts “Keep talkin’ bitches - people don’t change.”

Katie is a trust fund brat. Wild child of the glitterati. Her life a string of parties, blurring together in a diamond encrusted haze of pills, bong smoke, Dom Perignon and Ford fashion models. Katie’s best friend is her single mom, Mimi. Mimi loves Katie unconditionally and can’t seem to tell her daughter no. What started as a mother’s desire to see her child happy has over time created a monster - albeit a hot, charming, fashionable one.

Matthew despises all things mainstream and superficial. His deep admiration of craftsmanship and virtuosity frequently comes off pretentious. Although opinionated and moralistic, Matthew is a behind-the-scenes-guy - like WAY behind - and has always been the wind beneath other people’s wings. When he turned twenty, his proud solo dad Patrick, added ‘& Son’ to the Stiles Insurance Investigation banner. Patrick never meant for his charismatic persona to cast such a long, dark shadow over his son but if you squint and look closely - Matthew’s in there somewhere.

When the series opens, Matthew and Katie are ripped out of their respective comfort zones and forced to fend for themselves. Together they form a detective agency and soon discover that being underestimated may just be their greatest asset. 

 

LOOK BOOK

KATIE's style

 

MATTHEW's style

 

ARMANDO - Katie's Personal Assistant / Bestie

Most people don't have the stamina (or patience) to roll with Katie but Armando adores the 'never-a-dull-moment' factor. His love of Katie’s wild antics borders on enabling but his concern for her best interests is ‘totes’ real. He has his finger on every pulse and when his hands are not busy with that, they are usually roaming some handsome guy’s behind or crafting a blow-out costume for the weekend. Armando will put his diverse skill set to use as the agency’s new secretary. 

 

ELLA - Katie's Ex-girlfriend / Eternal BFF

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Ella and Katie go all the way back to Katie’s pre-expulsion days when Katie wouldn’t speak and Ella came to school in a hijab. Ella’s once overbearing parents now prefer to be kept in the dark about her debaucherous lifestyle, but she is often required to dress up and make nice for all to see. Ella will help Katie and Matthew out with agency business when needed, the rest of the time she can be found top-modelling, fad dieting, man-and-woman-eating, and resting. 

 
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